Customer Reviews
Blazin Beard Conditioner
This is probably the best smelling product I've used for my beard. It's so refreshing and makes my beard silky smooth! This and the shampoo don't over ride the smells of the oils and actually accentuate them.
— Shawn Mayberry
Blazin Beard Wash
I love how light and pleasant this shampoo smells. It along with the conditioner interact well with the oils allowing the smell of the oils to shine. My beard has also never been softer.
— Shawn Mayberry
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
I loved the variety in this pack! It was a good sampling of the oils and I don't have a bad thing to say about any of them. It's been great choosing the oil to fit my mood each morning. My personal favorites are the citrus and health & growth and I will be purchasing those when I run out. This sample pack also gives me the confidence to try the other oils!
— Shawn Mayberry
The Basic Blaze
When I first tried this beard oil I thought it felt a bit thin which made me feel like it might be low quality, but after using it for six months I can solidly say it's a good beard oil. It's effective, smells good, and the price is good.
— Brad Clarke
Whisker Whiskey Shave Tonic
For those who have grown up with the Old Spice aftershave, and like the smell - this is a good replacement. Reviews for products like these are generally a matter of opinion especially when it comes to the scent, etc. You either like the classic old spice scent or you don’t. Personally, I do and this delivered. Obviously this is not a high end cologne, so don’t expect it to last 24 hours or anything like that. But it does last most of the day.
— Damien
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
Yessss epic sample pack love it!Any chance of a aftershave sample pack?
— Ivan
Rotting Turtle
My Rotting Turtle arrived yesterday and I immediately had to put it on with a little Citrus Blaze. All day I felt and smelt amazing (allegedly). It's my new scent.
— Troy Henderson
Blazin Beard Conditioner
I must admit I didn't expect much from this conditioner, since I tried many and none could tame my horse hair like beard.(Fact) Boi, I was in for a surprise.I began to use it while showering and as soon as I stepped out of the shower I felt my beard becoming more pleasent to the touch.Not only that, the rinse infused water of the beard did the job even on every hair on my body, top to bottom.Now I feel soft like a Teddy bear , no more days of velcro body for me.Only product I ever used that MAY BE better (allegendly) was some liquid Crystal infused oil but that shit was hella expensive and my sister took it with her when she moved out.
— Nicolò Roberti
Rotting Turtle
I love this scent, I'm a true OGBB fan and was listening when the joke first originated and told my girlfriend about it several times, apparently enough to convince her it'd make a great gift for me. It really was, it's not like any other cologne I've ever smelled and I like the spiciness of it.
— Justin Yates
The Bland Blaze
love this oil, strong smells give me a head ache, so not having a fragrance in this oil helps a lot !!! if you don't want any fragrances, i highly recommend this oil !! about to get my second bottle as finally running out of the one i have now!
— Stefan
Rotting Turtle
Regarding my recent purchase, I am happy to say I was more than pleased with the results.
I had discovered your products via YouTube and after being blessed with so much knowledge and laughter, I decided to give it a bash.
Got some Rotting Turtle.
Since I'm in the UK, best to get some shipping protection too. Because I'm not stupid.
Box arrived promptly, I tunneled my way through the foam peanuts to find a bottle of golden liquid. So I wasted no time and spray some on.
And was instantly convinced that it was worth the bite out of my wallet.
My dog went weird too. She only a little doggie, but she pinned me down and forcably sniffed at where I sprayed it.
I'm now waiting for payday to get some Rotting Badger. Can't wait!
— Carl
Rotting Turtle
Product definitely smells better than the thing you just stepped in. Highly recommend.
— Eric
Rotting Turtle
This is allegedly the greatest perfume ever created.
— George
Rotting Turtle
Danny knows it well
— Chris
Rotting Turtle
Used it to cover up the smell of my rotting turtles. Did the job, and left a pleasant smell to boot. If only they had a scent to cover up my dead badgers or corpse flower smells...
— Nay
Rotting Turtle
My wife and I just celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary. I wasn’t sure what to get her but I saw the post about Rotting Turtle and figured I’d order it. She tried it but I like it more, so I usually wear it. Not half bad!
— Armando
Rotting Turtle
Few aromas are as distinct and satisfying as a rotting turtle. When this fragrance launched I was skeptical as to whether it was possible to capture the true essence of a real life decaying tortoise. Nonetheless, I decided to give it a go. When the package arrived, my excitement and anticipation was difficult to contain. I eagerly retrieved the package and hurried to open the treasured scent. On first glance, the packaging and beautiful logo promised a olfactory treat to savor. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes and dispensed the first delicious spray. It was everything I could have expected and more. The boffins behind Rotting Turtle have clearly put in the work necessary to recreate the intense, acrid aroma I know and love. As I proudly strode around town wearing this aromatic masterpiece, I could not help but to feel intense pride as my neighbors, fellow shoppers and shopkeepers admired my scent and spoke to each other in hushed and excited tones as a walked by with rotting turtle wafting off and trailing behind my every step. This fragrance is legendary. Purchase Rotting Turtle and you will not be disappointed, it is a true assault to the senses.
— Bill
Rotting Turtle
For so long I've wanted a scent that could replicate the smell of my home, New Jersey, and allow me to bring a piece of the place I love everywhere I go. Rotting Turtle is that fragrance. With each breath in, a mélange aromas can one second bring you back to a hot day traveling past Newark airport on the NJ Turnpike, to low tide on the Delaware Bay, or even the surprisingly fresh air of the Pine Barrens during brush fire season. How Simon and his team were able to create something that is so perfectly New Jersey without even trying is a master class in perfumery.
— Jules Delgado
Rotting Turtle
Smells great love the subtle hints of coke in there
— Adriaan kruger
Rotting Turtle
Once she gets a whiff of that Rotting Turtle, be prepared for a night that you'll never forget!
— Jonny B
Rotting Turtle
I bought this because turtles are my favorite animal and Simon is about the only person I can stand on YouTube. The smell is very nice, like Beachwood and lemon. I have to say, I feel and smell like a absolute legend. This make listening to Danny's long introductions just pass by and I hope this positive review can earn us a uncut version of the intro Simon cut short because Danny filled it to the brim with in-jokes. Thank you YouTube Daddy.
— Dom Malgieri
Rotting Turtle
It was a pleasant morning when I returned from a long night shift, and there were no particular scents until I arrived home. For there was Rotting Turtle. It was a delightful spritz of calm beach and absolutely something I recommend. Goodness, bottled in cuteness, and a great creation story.
— Dominic Kolb
Rotting Turtle
I had a minor issue with the shipping. The team at this company are amazing! They were very personable and prompt to correct the issue. I will be doing business here again and suggest this site to others.
— Indy
Rotten Badger
I was not entriely sure that I could smell it, but then I realized that it is quite strong. It is nice not to be hit by ocean, clean, green or blue herbs, forest, or rubber.
Wall of elegant tobacco, not dirty nor overblown to floral. Not spicy-warm, but more like there's some sharp peppercorn heat. Maybe a little cashmere.
After you notice that the badger had only been rolling in tobacco and ground pepper, you realize that the badger might have also eaten some vanilla-frosted chunks of clear amber resin that had been stored on a tasty dark wood plank that had once been used as a hindquarters scratching post by a beaver and a few cats, but not for a while. Poor badger died of big plank indigestion, but it had a good time on the way.
A welcome contrast against the airy fruit light wooden turtle that drowned in concentrated fabric softener.
I'm kind of hoping that Corpse Flower is going to be a big dirty tuberose zombie with a bit of mold or petrichor that slaps me with a leather glove or sandalwood bat. And that there's no rubber or tea or clean musks.
Drydown follow up: It has been about 5 hours, and it is now a rich cedar-amber base.
Very nice.
— elegantbeigemetallic
Rotting Turtle
This is a very citrus smelling sent that carries rather well. This is the only perfume that lasts longer than Danny's intros. Da dum dum tishhhhh.
This is for both men, woman and people in-between. Though not people who think they're cats AM I RIGHT PETER.
Good size bottle 10/10 would smell this nice again.
— Dominic
Rotting Turtle
Slight shock at the the fruit bubble gum aroma at first squirt, but it settled down to a decent orangy scent. Unfortunately the earthy base didn't react well to my skin leaving a distinct BO residual after the fruity high notes had evaporate. So, nice on first application, but in need of covering up with something else next day.
— Geoff
Rotting Turtle
This scent reminds me of summer days at that nude resort in Rehobeth Beach during pride week. Not the foam party smell but how everyone smells on the way to the welcome party.
— theydrewfire
Rotting Turtle
I am not a man who typically uses fragrances, but I thought "I'm an adult now, maybe I should get my shit together and start sprucing up when I decide to crawl out from under my rock on those special occasions." After fourteen seconds of intense deliberation it became clear that Rotting Turtle was the only logical option. And so I pulled the trigger. I have no regrets; this fragrance is quite nice. I've worn it on a couple of outings already and it stuck with me through the day without becoming overpowering. It comes out of the gate strong, not unlike the first line of cocaine in an epic 48 hour rager, but settles in nicely for the long haul afterwards.
— Andrew
Corpse Flower
I took a chance on this because I normally buy scents after I've smelled them first, but I'm glad I did. Not only would this be an amusing product to have, it's not overpowering, and a little spritz goes a long way. They also ship to Canada, which was very handy for me.
— Mallorie
Venus Fly Trap
The package arrived a scant half hour ago. It is wonderful, magical, enthralling!
An elegant, but playful scent.
The orange and peach rise first. There's a....note reminiscent of a walk in an evergreen forest, perhaps bordering on an orange grove, then the peach notes come through. Okay, now I am eating a peach while on my walk.
At the half hour mark, the floral notes begin to peek through. Subtle, but definitely there. Floral, but not TOO floral.
The frankincense is mellow throughout, impossible to ignore, but not too heavy-handed.
Lovely perfume and I'm glad I purchased it! Well worth the money.
— Gwenivere McCourry
Venus Fly Trap
When I first sprayed it, all I smelled was the citrus, but as it warmed on my skin, the cinnamon came through. After some time it's Sweet and spicy all at once. Like nothing else I have smelled and it's amazing! Strangely enough EXACTLY what I was looking for in a perfume!
— Megan
Rotting Turtle
I couldn't imagine such a pleasantly surprising scent. I just hope the proceeds go to finding Danny a good lawyer once he gets out of Fact Boi's basement. I'm kidding of course, he's never getting out.
10/10 would recommend. Looking forward to the next business venture. May I suggest a hair care line perhaps?
— Renee
Venus Fly Trap
My wife was in the hospital with covid-19 and as a coming home present I ordered her Venus Fly Trap. When she got home I handed her the bottle and she sprayed some on her wrist and she absolutely loved it. She said it had a light citrus scent at first then as it warmed on her body she noticed an even more lovely scent that made it love it and me more. She now has me ordering for her Corpse Flower to try. I hope she loves that too.
— Donald Saunders
Rotting Turtle
Firstly, Simon's a marketing genius. I discovered this cologne from a Brainblaze episode. The name. All I can say was "Who the F***would buy a cologne called 'Rotting Turtle"? Well.. Apparently me..
But the scent... Certainly unisex. Starts off with citrus and patchouli but becomes more floral yet masculine. Definitely doesn't smell cheap or like walking into a Tijuana brothel and a seafood market.
Actually quite pleasant. Like a high class brothel a church on Palm Sunday.
All jokes aside: I really like it. I park it next to my Hermes and Varvatos. Rotting Turtle hold its own.
— Rich Dubbya
Corpse Flower
And it is basically the name. I bought it for my wife as a laugh. The name is comical .
But it's surprisingly awesome! Smells nice, lasted all day and not pungant at all. You smell the Frankincense and citrus and the floral notes come subtle but in a good way.
I recommend it.
— Rich Dubbya
Stink Badger
Surprised I'm the first reviewer..
This fragrance will leave your own anal glands jealous yearning to be a stink badger in search of the honey...Badger....
Firstly: The fragrance expression up top are a tad off. At least to me. When first sprayed on it get a mossy hit which fades to a clean yet kind of floral linger. Not a whole lot of citrus. You smell more of the jasmine, patchouli and vetiver. I don't get the "woody" tone with the exception of the moss.
I have both this and Rotting Turtle. Stink Badger is the polar opposite of the Turtle but in a good way.
This will be a winner once the word gets out. This is my second "perfume" from this line and I'm far from disappointed. Nothing smells cheap or synthetic. Great stuff.
— Rich Dubbya
Rotten Badger
After getting this I currently have all the Mens line. This one is the least favorite although I really like it.
First you get the amber with some alcohol that dissapates quickly. When it settles it's to me like a powdery musk with tones of vanilla and sweet tobacco. At first I can see someone not liking it but when it blends with your body chemistry it's a different story. Good tones, not overbearing .
More badger's scrotum than the anus.
— Rich Dubbya
Rotting Turtle
Its very light,patchouli and maybe orange.i get headaches when scents are too heavy on me so this is perfect for us both.perfect for working in a cemetery lol
— Melissa and D
Rotting Turtle
This is a really nice scent. The other reviewers were right. It smells like patchouli and a citrus, maybe like it orange, then there's a sweet smell that comes in after it heats up in my skin. I can't wait to try the corpse for next!
— Mel
Venus Fly Trap
Decided to buy a bottle because I'm a big fan of The Casual Criminalist, and I wasn't dissapointed! I definitely got hit with the citrus when I first spritzed it as it's not usually something I'd wear, but after it settled I was very nicely suprised with how much I loved it! The frankincense and rose mix very nicely together, and I highly recommend buying yourself a bottle to try!
— Kristen
Rotting Turtle
Literally waited too long to try this out! Girlfriend got it for me for Christmas and it is amazing. The smell is fresh, it's light. Unique and delicious. Top knotch! Can't wait to buy the rest!!!
— James
Blood Orange
Nothing witty to say, just a lovely smell. Love the citrus. Shipped really fast. Can I make a request for a scent with almonds? Don't almonds supposedly smell like cyanide? The scent could be called Murder Weapon or something. Maybe that's too on the nose. ;P
— Biiku Ryugaku
Rotting Turtle
I don't know what I was expecting, but my nose is SO confused and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
It smells like a lemon banged an orange covered in mint? There's also a floral undertone?
As I said, confused.
I'm still gonna wear it just so I can tell people I smell like rotting turtle lol. I think I'll try Corpse Flower next.
Good news for those who like the sent more than me, it lingers forever!
— AmandaJam
Blood Orange
Nothing witty to say, just a lovely smell. Love the citrus. Shipped really fast. Can I make a request for a scent with almonds? Don't almonds supposedly smell like cyanide? The scent could be called Murder Weapon or something. Maybe that's too on the nose. ;P
— Joe Bloggs
Blood Money
It smells like drowning in cold water. But in a good way. Its not the type of scent to slap you in the face, it's pleasant and slowly reveals itself. Nothing offensive about it.
— Daniel
Blood Orange
But hey Joe Blow, did you really steal my review/comment AND get a comment back????? I mean, if you get me an actual almond based scent, I shouldn't complain....but I liked my suggestion of Murder Weapon..and since poison is normally a woman's weapon of choice.....so yeah, about the scent I bought. Color still holds true in the bottle, I'm not keeping it in the sun or anything, but I'm not protecting it in a cabinet either. The scent is still amazing, and, at least on my skin, wears really gently to a more flowery scent...would that be the neroli? No idea, but it still smells nice even after the initial spritz.
— Biiku Ryugaku
Murder Weapon
Thank you!
— Biiku Ryugaku
Rotting Turtle
Are you a mere Pah...Pah...PEASANT!? Helping to support Danny's freedom, maybeee? If you envy the life of a Legend... you know what to do... allegedly
— Daniel Taylor
Rotting Turtle
A great complex scent that is enticing. Starts off citrus but fades into warm notes -- not quite musk not quite spice but rich deeper warm notes that work well for anyone. With Rotting Turtle, you'll exude charm and good taste.
Without it, you're probably just sitting around writing down your crimes.
If you've got swagger or want to bring out your inner awesome, start the day with a big bowl of Magic Spoon and a spritz of Rotting Turtle.
— Amanda
Rotting Turtle
I bought it because Simon and I love stupid jokes but it's actually really good.
It's now my new every day scent. It smells almost candy sweet with undertones of wood and a must have for everyone.
— Max Eriksson
Rotting Turtle
I thought, fuck it! I'll give some rotting turtle a try, my friends called my crazy, my family wouldn't talk to me. Until I showed up one day wearing rotting turtle, where they of course all wanted to know what captivating scent I was wearing.
— Tahnee
Corpse Flower
It's got an old-fashioned elegance that reminds me of cocktail-era scents like Shalimar. Smells like luxury living wrapped in flowers, and the scent lingers in a room for several minutes after I walk away, like nostalgia, bottled. I tend toward lighter fragrances, but this quite captivating. I plan to use it up.
— Lisa
Rotten Badger
Arrived on time one smal complaint i payed for a wood box for shipping witch was not included how ever i am happy with the product the sent is nice not overpowering
— Bismarck and the kriegsm
Corpse Flower
And it is basically the name. I bought it for my wife as a laugh. The name is comical .
But it's surprisingly awesome! Smells nice, lasted all day and not pungant at all. You smell the Frankincense and citrus and the floral notes come subtle but in a good way.
I recommend it.
— Rich Dubbya
Blood Money
Not sure if this smells like money or old books but it has a sweet, earthy smell with a hint of must. Really pleasant and leathery.
— Darrel
Venus Fly Trap
After reading many many happy reviews I was expecting a very fruity scent but all I can smell is spice! I have tried smelling it many different ways, straight from bottle, on paper, on my wrist, and worn it bodily several times on different days and in different moods but all I can smell is akin to one note of what I presume is the frankincense. It's not a bad smell but it's definitely not what I was after, it is bold and kind of masculine and peppery. Usually I agree with the label on a perfume as to a scent profile but this I do not. Very confused and dissapointed. I think this is going to be a room spray.
— Shannon
Rotting Turtle
Regarding my recent purchase, I am happy to say I was more than pleased with the results.I had discovered your products via YouTube and after being blessed with so much knowledge and laughter, I decided to give it a bash.Got some Rotting Turtle.Since I'm in the UK, best to get some shipping protection too. Because I'm not stupid.Box arrived promptly, I tunneled my way through the foam peanuts to find a bottle of golden liquid. So I wasted no time and spray some on.And was instantly convinced that it was worth the bite out of my wallet.My dog went weird too. She only a little doggie, but she pinned me down and forcably sniffed at where I sprayed it.I'm now waiting for payday to get some Rotting Badger. Can't wait!
— Carl
Rotting Turtle
Five stars. Product is as described.
— Max Johnson
Blaze Beard Brush, Comb, Scissors Grooming Kit
Brush and comb are good, the scissors work well for trimming and the carry bag was an unexpected bonus. Very disappointed that I didn't get a Beard Blaze branded one.
— Bronte
Blazin Beard Conditioner
I bought the beard blaze shampoo, conditioner, and beard oil for my husband. He LOVES the products, and I can corroborate his beard looks and feels better than ever.
The only minus is the packaging. The ink on the labels on all three bottles ran blue and it dyes your hand blue. It’s easy enough to wash off but I’ve never seen the ink run on labels.
I gave 5 stars because the product is amazing. The packaging just needs a little upgrade.
— Nelly
The Blazin Outdoors
The value seems to be on par with other beard oils, so I appreciate I can buy more oil at one time for relatively the same price. It is cheaper per ounce (mL) but with shipping the total price is about the same. I’m in agreement with Robert C. it is a little underwhelming. I can barely smell the frankincense, so I might add a drop or two to my own bottle.
— Jesse Hughes
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
Citrus is my favorite then freshest. The others vary from alright to I hate myself for wearing this. I gave away the outdoors (sandalwood) and the bland. I threw away the anti and basic.
— Chris
Blazor Straight Razor Strop Leather Sharpening Strop
This strop is the perfect accessory to go along with the Beard Blaze straight razor. Will put a murderously sharp edge on your razor, and it looks cool and manly hanging on your sink.
— Woody
Beard Blaze Straight Blazor
Whether a beginner or master shaver, this razor is by far the best straight razor I have found yet. Very sharp, perfect weight and balance. If taken care of properly this could become a family heirloom. I wear a beard and only use a razor to line up, these are the sharpest and cleanest lines I have ever had ( don't tell my barber).
This is a great gift for your up and coming sons or nephews and it will save them money in the long run, no replacement blade cost.
— Woody
Beard Blaze Straight Blazor
Very sharp razor, Does a great job shaving, For a beginner this is a great razor for the price, 5 stars.
— Josh
Beard Blaze Straight Blazor
I bought this straight Razor because I never own one or ever shaved with one. I got a really close shave with it. You have to be really careful if you don't handle sharp objects/knives and such this wouldn't be for you because you are shaving your face close shave and if you don't know what your doing it can be very dangerous. Great value for a straight Razor.
— Steve
Blazin Beard Conditioner
Best beard conditioner I've ever used. All natural which is a plus. Highly recommend with the wash as well.
— Anthony
Bay Rhum Aftershave
I trim my beard. I like it squared, and my face is basically the Amazon forest. Having the Bay Rhum scent in an aftershave was new to me, and I liked it to the point of using it without shaving. A very good accessory for your day to day routine
— Marc-Antoine
Bay Rhum Blaze
Yaaarrrrr!!!!! The Bay Rhum scent is a new one for me, a very interesting floral, slightly spicy bland of beardly joy. Really, this one knocks it out of the park. A must try!
— Marc-Antoine
Old Fashioned Blaze
I’ve been looking forward to new products from Beard Blaze, this one did not disappoint. I’ve had a few old fashioned drinks in my day, some of them I don’t remember. But boy, you, and you’re lady, will remember this scent. Very manly, slightly burbonny, slightly woody, very interesting and different product from traditional beard oils. Worth a try!
— Marc-Antoine
Blazin Beard Wash
Got the beard wash and conditioner as a Christmas present to my boyfriend. We both love it. His beard is so soft and smells amazing.
— Nicole
Blaze Beard Brush for Men
Great brush but does not come with the travel box.
— Tony
Blaze Beard Brush, Comb, Scissors Grooming Kit
I think the comb is awesome, I use it everyday.
— Robert
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
So far I like them all, but I'm kind of partial to the Blazing Outdoors and the Citrus Blaze.
— Robert
Bay Rhum Aftershave
I don't think I have much use for aftershave, since I don't shave. However, I would love to buy a Beard Blaze beard oil in a Bay Rum scent.
— Nick
The Blazin Outdoors
Lumberjacks Unite under this oil for your beards! It smells fantastic, keeps your beard nice and soft all day, even if you work outdoors in a dry environment, with lots of sand floating around.
— River
Stink Badger
I'm a man of few words and so, this review will be short.
It smells fantastic, more on the musky side for a unisex fragrance mind you.
That's it, cheers
— River
Venus Fly Trap
This bottle should have come with a warning! ⚠️⚠️⚠️
First off, not only did I love the new fragrance my wife now possessed, so did all men around it seemed. Not a pleasant side effect personally, but my significant other is liking the attention men's nose are giving her.
Second; the bottles are so thick, it can't be good for the environment to waste so much sand to make a single bottle of perfume.
Third; the long lasting all day and evening on one spritz is just nonsense. They all fade right? Not this fly trap! All night, all day, and all evening until her next shower, my wife smelled fantastic.
Last; fragrance is listed nowhere, who wants their clients to go and make their own product right?
When all is said and done, the whole world seems to agree, it's a pleasing scent and stays on like nobody's business. Throughout your regular old, busy house wife/mom, running everywhere all day, like some sort of super hero, sort of day!
— River
Blazin Beard Conditioner
Highly recommend with the beard wash
— James McKie
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
I'm happy because I now know what I'm going to order when I finish with these.
— Dan
Beard Blazor Five Blade Razor
Sturdy design, easy to use. Close shave with none of the irritation of other razors I've used in the past.
— Anthony
Rotten Badger
Bought it for my partner. He loves the smell of it and quite surprised by the quality. As a man who usually goes for high end stuff, think Chanel and the like, he was truly shocked by how little he needs to use and how long it lasts.
— Kristi
The Blazin Outdoors
Bought it for my boyfriend who likes earthy smells. He adores it. Take my money capitalist fact boi.
— Kristi
Corpse Flower
Just perfect. Rich fragrance that isn't overpowering but lingers like a mysterious script writer that may or may not be allegedly locked in a basement.
— Kristi
Blazin Beard Wash
This beard wash is great! Feel great after using it, smells AMAZING! Actual rating is 4.5 stars because the label bleeds the ink, but it at least does not bleed to fingers. Other than that, I love this product
— Eric
The Basic Blaze
I;ve been wanting an unscented beard oil and this works perfectly for my work environment .
— Mark Phillips
Blazin Beard Wash
My husband likes this beard wash; the product is much kinder to his beard than regular shampoo, leaving his beard shiny, manageable and soft to the touch. Good job, Beard Blaze!
— Mary R. for Mike D
All Day Upright Wax
This is my daily use wax, it's great for a comfortable all day moustache. It keeps it looking tidy and kempt, whilst still giving that natural look. And with the shea butter and oils it keeps my mo feeling soft and comfortable. Being a softer wax blend, it's really easy to apply whenever and wherever without needing a blast of heat from a hair dryer to warm it up first, and the little tin is easy to keep on you if a quick touch up is needed.
While this wax doesn't set firm enough to do the insane stylings of a Salvador Dali, it does allow for decent styling work and a pretty good hold.
(Tangent: the extreme waxes that could, require a hell of a lot to apply, and are honestly not comfortable for all-day wear, it feels like having dried glue stuck to your lip. But it's fun for a dinner party)
I'll be back for more when this eventually runs out.
— Daley
Citrus Blaze
The lime and peppermint scents really tie together nicely in this. I currently keep a short beardstache rather than full beard, but it keeps the short hair feeling super soft rather than rough and stubbly, and without feeling oily. Plus the skin underneath never itches.
Love the bottle size, love the scent, love the feel. Absolutely keep this one on the production line! Will absolutely buy this again.
— Daley
The Blazin Outdoors
Bought this for my brother's mega beard. He had been wanting something that smelled the same as a hike through nature. And this does exactly that. He also rates it well for texture and beard manageability
— Daley
Bay Rhum Aftershave
I purchased the sample, which was quickly used up leaving me wanting more. This is a wonderful product. For me, it has a very long lasting traditional smell that I love. I keep smelling the islands all day long!It goes on smooth, with a very slight burning sensation to let you know it is working, and that gives way to a nice cooling sensation as it dries. Competitively priced as well, a little
goes a long way so 4 ounces is a pretty good amount. I highly recommended.
— Peter
Rotten Badger
After getting this I currently have all the Mens line. This one is the least favorite although I really like it.
First you get the amber with some alcohol that dissapates quickly. When it settles it's to me like a powdery musk with tones of vanilla and sweet tobacco. At first I can see someone not liking it but when it blends with your body chemistry it's a different story. Good tones, not overbearing .
— Rich Dubbya
Stink Badger
I bought this on a whim after my gateway fragrance Rotting Turtle.
This in my opinion is the opposite of RT. When RT has that citrusy floral thing going for it Stink Badger goes on mossy/ musky. Kind of starts off strong but when it mellows to a kind of floral with that hint of jasmine and maybe frankincense or dragon's blood. . it's the Badger's Anus. Nothing smells cheap about it at all.
I liked it enough to buy a second bottle after my first one broke on the floor of my bathroom. but I'll admit.. My bathroom smelled pretty damn good for a few days..
— Rich Dubbya
Health and Growth
Have tried a few beard oils in the past and this is definitely one of the best ones. High quality product at a reasonable price. Highly recommend.
— James McKie
Blazed Beard Balm
I’m really pleased with the performance of the beard balm. It manages it and definitely keeps it under control and tames the flyaway whiskers. It doesn’t smell as pleasant in the tin, maybe because it’s more concentrated, but once you put it on and get it massaged through it has more of an outdoorsy balsam pine fir candle kind of a scent (according to my daughters). Not exactly a great fragrant smelling thing, but pleasant enough. That’s why four stars. It’s almost a solid coming out of the can, but warms up enough to work through the beard.
— Kelly
Blaze Beard Brush for Men
Buy this brush. It’s funny how such a simple thing as a quality brush can help manage your beard and make you look and feel good. This and an application of Blaze Beard Balm have become part of my daily routine. Again, just buy this brush.
— Martin
Blazed Beard Balm
The first balm balm that has truly managed by very unruly beard. After a couple of weeks, my beard is softer, stronger, just healthier. Just a dime sized application does the trick and it works throughout the day. The smell is understated (just what you want for a product that is under your nose all day). I’ve been using this in conjunction with the Blaze Beard Brush, also a fine product.
— Martin
Blazor Beard & Hair Trimmer
Great cordless electric hair trimmer for hair, beard and mustache. I would recommend.
— Pete Dawkins Jr
Health and Growth
I wasn't sure about how the oil would smell, or how it would well it would tame my beard. I gotta say it's been great, the smell is good, the bottle is easy to use, and my beard has gotten both softer, and much more tamed. I would definitely recommend this oil.
— Dylan Hodder
Venus Fly Trap
My wife was in the hospital with covid-19 and as a coming home present I ordered her Venus Fly Trap. When she got home I handed her the bottle and she sprayed some on her wrist and she absolutely loved it. She said it had a light citrus scent at first then as it warmed on her body she noticed an even more lovely scent that made it love it and me more. She now has me ordering for her Corpse Flower to try. I hope she loves that too.
— Donald Saunders
Rotting Turtle
I couldn't imagine such a pleasantly surprising scent. I just hope the proceeds go to finding Danny a good lawyer once he gets out of Fact Boi's basement. I'm kidding of course, he's never getting out.
10/10 would recommend. Looking forward to the next business venture. May I suggest a hair care line perhaps?
— Renee
Venus Fly Trap
When I first sprayed it, all I smelled was the citrus, but as it warmed on my skin, the cinnamon came through. After some time it's Sweet and spicy all at once. Like nothing else I have smelled and it's amazing! Strangely enough EXACTLY what I was looking for in a perfume!
— Megan
Rotten Badger
initally i was tempted by rotting turtle and wanted to know what it smelled like, as being a manly man, who cannot wear most modern (citrus type or style) fragrances, i contacted the good people at beard blaze, who directed me to the epic Rotten Badger .....
this is the one, its Neo in a bottle. it instantly raised my manly level by 100 points and i began to grow testicles on my chest! oooh how the women swoon now.
— ivan
Corpse Flower
I very rarely finish a bottle of perfume. I get bored of scents easily. I am now getting ready to order my second bottle. If you want an in your face fragrance, look elsewhere. I have a sensitive sense of smell. I like that it is a subtle fragrance.
— Rebecca H.
The Blazin Outdoors
I love the difference in the feel and manageability of my rather curly and previously wild beard now! It is thanks to The Blazin Outdoors. I would give five stars, but the scent is honestly underwhelming. It is great, just far more faint than I had hoped it would be.
— Robert Crowley
The Basic Blaze
My husband wanted that for a present and since he got it he is amazed that he went so long with out one. He is not itchy at all and his beard looks better than ever
— Aleksandra L
Rotting Turtle
I bought this because turtles are my favorite animal and Simon is about the only person I can stand on YouTube. The smell is very nice, like Beachwood and lemon. I have to say, I feel and smell like a absolute legend. This make listening to Danny's long introductions just pass by and I hope this positive review can earn us a uncut version of the intro Simon cut short because Danny filled it to the brim with in-jokes. Thank you YouTube Daddy.
— Dom Malgieri
Beardruff
I have been using this oil at least once a day for the past couple of months and I love it. Before using it I had really bad beardruff to the the degree that I was thinking about shaving. This oil is awesome, it has a nice viscosity and subtle scent. I would definitely recommend it and I will be buying it again when my bottle runs out.
— Nick
Citrus Blaze
Love this one, the way the citrus and mint interact I swear it becomes almost like an orange creamsicle sometimes. Importantly its not overpowering and always a good wake-up in the morning.
— Shawn M
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
Purchased the pack because I needed something to tame my beard and I wanted to support Simon after hearing him talk about the oil on Youtube. After trying the sampler, I'm very happy with my purchase. I've only tried a couple of the oils so far, but the ones that I've tried have both smoothed and tamed my beard, making it much nicer looking, and have also had a great smell to go along with it that my wife loves. The only problem I'm facing now is deciding which type I like best when I eventually have to resupply.
— M. Fiori
Rotten Badger
Arrived on time one smal complaint i payed for a wood box for shipping witch was not included how ever i am happy with the product the sent is nice not overpowering
— Bismarck and the kriegsm
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
Got the Bland Blaze, mainly to support Simon, and have enjoyed a silky smoothe beard ever since. I am almost out of it(after about 6 months) and i am now going to get the variety pack. I am interested in the different scents! The bottle was a good value, and as soon as i find JUST the right scent, I will be making regular orders.
For those of you who are wondering about my title, you are OBVIOUSLY not OGBB viewers, lols. Thank you Simon and Co. for creating this product.
— michael landers-marlow
Blaze Beard Brush, Comb, Scissors Grooming Kit
I am very happy with the brush and comb. The scissors look solid, but I haven't had a reason to use them yet.
The only slight issue is that what I received looked nothing like the pictures here. Not a problem for me, since they work as described.
— Brent
The Blazin Outdoors
I have only tried the summer so far and this is the first time I have used a beard oil. It smells good and my beard is not as rough and tangled as it has been. Seems like some good stuff. Legendary.
— Brent
The Blazin Outdoors
My beard is fluffy and beautiful now. Thank you
— Christian Griffin
Rotting Turtle
Slight shock at the the fruit bubble gum aroma at first squirt, but it settled down to a decent orangy scent. Unfortunately the earthy base didn't react well to my skin leaving a distinct BO residual after the fruity high notes had evaporate. So, nice on first application, but in need of covering up with something else next day.
— Geoff
Venus Fly Trap
The package arrived a scant half hour ago. It is wonderful, magical, enthralling!
An elegant, but playful scent.
The orange and peach rise first. There's a....note reminiscent of a walk in an evergreen forest, perhaps bordering on an orange grove, then the peach notes come through. Okay, now I am eating a peach while on my walk.
At the half hour mark, the floral notes begin to peek through. Subtle, but definitely there. Floral, but not TOO floral.
The frankincense is mellow throughout, impossible to ignore, but not too heavy-handed.
Lovely perfume and I'm glad I purchased it! Well worth the money.
— Gwenivere McCourry
Corpse Flower
I took a chance on this because I normally buy scents after I've smelled them first, but I'm glad I did. Not only would this be an amusing product to have, it's not overpowering, and a little spritz goes a long way. They also ship to Canada, which was very handy for me.
— Mallorie
Rotting Turtle
This is a very citrus smelling sent that carries rather well. This is the only perfume that lasts longer than Danny's intros. Da dum dum tishhhhh.
This is for both men, woman and people in-between. Though not people who think they're cats AM I RIGHT PETER.
Good size bottle 10/10 would smell this nice again.
— Dominic
The Basic Blaze
I don't have a beard, but I do have curly hair. I use a variety of oils in my hair and this one fits right in. It helps keep frizz under control without making my hair too oily.
— Casey
The Blazin Outdoors
This product is delightful not my favorite scent but still nice. It is doing a great job of helping me tame my insanely wild beard
— Donovan
Blazin Beard Wash
I very much like this shampoo. It makes my bread soft and manageable. The only thing I would change is how thick the shampoo is when it comes out of the bottle. It's easy to use more than you need because it is hard to keep in your hand. But it suds up surprisingly well for such a thin liquid.
— Mark
Beardruff
My hairstyle and beard style are somewhat similar to Simon's (allegedly) but my beard has always felt a bit like straw. I don't suffer from beardruff but I do like the subtle scent of this oil and my beard now feels like hair instead of straw. At this point I have no need to grow hair on TOP of my head!
— Roger
Rotting Turtle
Once she gets a whiff of that Rotting Turtle, be prepared for a night that you'll never forget!
— Jonny B
Rotting Turtle
Smells great love the subtle hints of coke in there
— Adriaan kruger
Rotten Badger
I was so happy when I heard this product was added to the line. Not musky, like Rotting Turtle?!?!?! Sign me up. I didn't try RT just because of the musk. Rotten Badger smells wonderful. It has a sweet, clean fragrance, interesting and captivating qualities that I can't quite place, but I'm not a genius fact boy, amirite, Peter?! The time between order and me opening it up was three days! It arrived well packed and in perfect condition. It smells so good. You've outdone yourself, Simon and the team. 10/10 would recommend.
— Valeri K Feinbloom
Rotten Badger
I was not entriely sure that I could smell it, but then I realized that it is quite strong. It is nice not to be hit by ocean, clean, green or blue herbs, forest, or rubber.
Wall of elegant tobacco, not dirty nor overblown to floral. Not spicy-warm, but more like there's some sharp peppercorn heat. Maybe a little cashmere.
After you notice that the badger had only been rolling in tobacco and ground pepper, you realize that the badger might have also eaten some vanilla-frosted chunks of clear amber resin that had been stored on a tasty dark wood plank that had once been used as a hindquarters scratching post by a beaver and a few cats, but not for a while. Poor badger died of big plank indigestion, but it had a good time on the way.
A welcome contrast against the airy fruit light wooden turtle that drowned in concentrated fabric softener.
I'm kind of hoping that Corpse Flower is going to be a big dirty tuberose zombie with a bit of mold or petrichor that slaps me with a leather glove or sandalwood bat. And that there's no rubber or tea or clean musks.
Drydown follow up: It has been about 5 hours, and it is now a rich cedar-amber base.
Very nice.
— elegantbeigemetallic
Corpse Flower
It's got an old-fashioned elegance that reminds me of cocktail-era scents like Shalimar. Smells like luxury living wrapped in flowers, and the scent lingers in a room for several minutes after I walk away, like nostalgia, bottled. I tend toward lighter fragrances, but this quite captivating. I plan to use it up.
— Lisa
The Blazin Outdoors
I bought bottles to thank my Manager and the guys who tolerated me at work.
Mane Man put it on, it smelled nice in the office, then it dissipated. It didn't overpower. And we went back to work.
The package arrived yesterday, 3 weeks late because "oops""? Someone was stealing/holding it."
— Steve Hertz
Rotten Badger
I was not entriely sure that I could smell it, but then I realized that it is quite strong. It is nice not to be hit by ocean, clean, green or blue herbs, forest, or rubber.
Wall of elegant tobacco, not dirty nor overblown to floral. Not spicy-warm, but more like there's some sharp peppercorn heat. Maybe a little cashmere.
After you notice that the badger had only been rolling in tobacco and ground pepper, you realize that the badger might have also eaten some vanilla-frosted chunks of clear amber resin that had been stored on a tasty dark wood plank that had once been used as a hindquarters scratching post by a beaver and a few cats, but not for a while. Poor badger died of big plank indigestion, but it had a good time on the way.
A welcome contrast against the airy fruit light wooden turtle that drowned in concentrated fabric softener.
I'm kind of hoping that Corpse Flower is going to be a big dirty tuberose zombie with a bit of mold or petrichor that slaps me with a leather glove or sandalwood bat. And that there's no rubber or tea or clean musks.
Drydown follow up: It has been about 5 hours, and it is now a rich cedar-amber base.
Very nice.
— elegantbeigemetallic
Rotting Turtle
I thought, fuck it! I'll give some rotting turtle a try, my friends called my crazy, my family wouldn't talk to me. Until I showed up one day wearing rotting turtle, where they of course all wanted to know what captivating scent I was wearing.
— Tahnee
Rotting Turtle
I had a minor issue with the shipping. The team at this company are amazing! They were very personable and prompt to correct the issue. I will be doing business here again and suggest this site to others.
— Indy
Rotting Turtle
I bought it because Simon and I love stupid jokes but it's actually really good.
It's now my new every day scent. It smells almost candy sweet with undertones of wood and a must have for everyone.
— Bjöns Max Eriksson
The Blazin Outdoors
All kidding aside, smells good and works well. Plus as Simon point out, a very decent amount compared to what you find in stores for the same price. Only slight knock to this is the scent is a bit subdued and doesn’t seem to last as long as the Citrus Blaze that I got as well, would probably go for it over this one (but that’s a preference thing). Still beats any I’ve bought in stores!
— Mike J
Citrus Blaze
Haven’t tried too many beard oils but this is definitely the best smelling I’ve come across so far. Also purchased the Blazing Outdoors, which is good, but the Citrus Blaze knocks it out of the park. Complex scent that is more than just citrus! Definitely has a bit of minty-ness there too. And stays smelling good for a fair amount of time. Good job Fact Boy!
— Mike J
Rotting Turtle
It was a pleasant morning when I returned from a long night shift, and there were no particular scents until I arrived home. For there was Rotting Turtle. It was a delightful spritz of calm beach and absolutely something I recommend. Goodness, bottled in cuteness, and a great creation story.
— Dominic Kolb
Rotting Turtle
A great complex scent that is enticing. Starts off citrus but fades into warm notes -- not quite musk not quite spice but rich deeper warm notes that work well for anyone. With Rotting Turtle, you'll exude charm and good taste.
Without it, you're probably just sitting around writing down your crimes.
If you've got swagger or want to bring out your inner awesome, start the day with a big bowl of Magic Spoon and a spritz of Rotting Turtle.
— Amanda
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
I probably had higher expectations.
The basic /bland blaze seems to be the base and does have a scent, then all the others have a variation off that. All still have the under tone of the base scent.
It's nice oil, but I didn't really like the base scent so not sure I'd buy anymore. Shame as the oil is nice. Just wish that the other flavours changed the base more
— David Thomas
Rotting Turtle
smells great and my girlfriend agreed. she asked what it was called and when i told her she went off about how shes vegan and the name is offensive to her. i always thought she was just a vegetarian never realized she was crazy. thanks rotting turtle dodged a bullet
— josh tith
Rotting Turtle
Product definitely smells better than the thing you just stepped in. Highly recommend.
— Eric
Rotting Turtle
Five stars. Product is as described.
— Max Johnson
Rotting Turtle
the scent of the perfume was of great quality but the chunks of dead turtle flesh in the bottle was rather off-putting
— An OGBB
Rotting Turtle
For so long I've wanted a scent that could replicate the smell of my home, New Jersey, and allow me to bring a piece of the place I love everywhere I go. Rotting Turtle is that fragrance. With each breath in, a mélange aromas can one second bring you back to a hot day traveling past Newark airport on the NJ Turnpike, to low tide on the Delaware Bay, or even the surprisingly fresh air of the Pine Barrens during brush fire season. How Simon and his team were able to create something that is so perfectly New Jersey without even trying is a master class in perfumery.
— Jules Delgado
Rotting Turtle
Few aromas are as distinct and satisfying as a rotting turtle. When this fragrance launched I was skeptical as to whether it was possible to capture the true essence of a real life decaying tortoise. Nonetheless, I decided to give it a go. When the package arrived, my excitement and anticipation was difficult to contain. I eagerly retrieved the package and hurried to open the treasured scent. On first glance, the packaging and beautiful logo promised a olfactory treat to savor. I took a deep breath, closed my eyes and dispensed the first delicious spray. It was everything I could have expected and more. The boffins behind Rotting Turtle have clearly put in the work necessary to recreate the intense, acrid aroma I know and love. As I proudly strode around town wearing this aromatic masterpiece, I could not help but to feel intense pride as my neighbors, fellow shoppers and shopkeepers admired my scent and spoke to each other in hushed and excited tones as a walked by with rotting turtle wafting off and trailing behind my every step. This fragrance is legendary. Purchase Rotting Turtle and you will not be disappointed, it is a true assault to the senses.
— Bill
The Basic Blaze
I purchased The Basic Blaze as a way to support Simon and all his amazing you tube videos. I was skeptical at first because my beard has the consistency of a brillo pad. I have tried hair conditioners but without much success . Needless to say after trying this I was pleasantly surprised when this stuff actually worked. My beard is more manageable and is starting to feel softer after one month of daily use. It is not an overnite remedy you have to give it time to work it's magic !
This is one product I am trully impressed with. Thanks to the whole crew that produces this product !
Mike B
— Mike B
The Basic Blaze
This is the first beard oil I have ever used , but I am so glad that I decided to try it in order to support Business Blaze. My beard legitimately used to make me look homeless but now it's thick and luxurious. If there's any drawback, it's that my dog likes the smell so much a that I have to stop her from trying to lick it all off ! LoL
— Michael Annino
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
Best beard oil, not strong smelling and really did a bang up job on my scruffy beard
— Joshua
The Basic Blaze
I simply want to say...THANK YOU! I bought the beard oil for my adult son. He is extremely impressed. He says it makes his beard look fuller and healthier. The great smell is an added bonus. He is very picky about what he puts on his beard, so when he called very excited, I knew you were the best. Thank you...and a thank you to Simon for promoting it...that's where I saw the advertisement.
— Sasha
The Basic Blaze
I was watching your YouTube channel and saw the pitch for beard oil. As fate would have it, Dr. Squatch was jerking me around with my order so I thought I would give you a try. I am happy I broke ranks with the fulfillment clowns at squatch. My order 1932 was processed by you and arrived today as expected. Dr. Squatch, who presumably got his doctorate from Cambodia, is still trying to figure out how to ship my order from early may. Thank you.
— Dominic
Citrus Blaze
I was watching your YouTube channel and saw the pitch for beard oil. As fate would have it, Dr. Squatch was jerking me around with my order so I thought I would give you a try. I am happy I broke ranks with the fulfillment clowns at squatch. My order 1932 was processed by you and arrived today as expected. Dr. Squatch, who presumably got his doctorate from Cambodia, is still trying to figure out how to ship my order from early may. Thank you.
— Dominic
Blazed Beard Balm
With each use I could feel my beard growing stronger yet softer. The smell "heavenly"" the texture smoother than Simons shiny pate. After two weeks of use my beard became sentient and I realized that it was hatching a plan to stamp out any and all remains of communism in the world while also freeing an imprisoned writer named Danny somewhere in eastern Europe. I now live a shadowy fight clubesque existence where all I know is the first rule of beard club is you don't talk about male pattern baldness around Simon and the second rule is only by being locked in the basement do you earn your name.....His name is Danny Salter....His Name is DANIEL LEE SALTER! Project Beardhem is about to commence!"
— Andrew
Citrus Blaze
I like the smell and this beard oil works as well as beard oils that cost twice as much. I bought it the first time as I joke, but I'll probably buy it again.
— Davis
The Blazin Beard Oil Sampler Pack
I like the oil, it works great. I got the sample pack so I could pick a scent that I like.
— Jeremiah
Soothing Anti-Blaze
I have used this product for about six weeks. My beard tends to be especially coarse and dry during the Ohio winter. Despite an ultra dry cold snap, my beard has remained soft and smooth.
Within 24 hours of trying the soothing anti-blaze, my beard was clearly softer and healthier. The very mild scent makes it a safe choice to not clash with deodorant or cologne fragrances. And the convenient dropper with a generous bottle size makes application a breeze while reducing the need to constantly reorder. Furthermore, my daughter can hug her daddy again without risking a rub burn.
Amazing product, ships fast and very down to earth customer service. Wish I could give it a sixth star.
— Joshua Kesner
The Basic Blaze
I was surprised by how much I ended up liking this. Wasn’t sure if I should trust Simon’s endorsement, but it’s a legitimately good product at a great price. Love the 60ml size versus store bought 30ml. A great product, saves me money, and supports Business Blaze.
— Bald Beardo
Blaze Beard Brush, Comb, Scissors Grooming Kit
Love it! The brush is great, good size and stiffness. The scissors are nice and sharp and have the cute little no poke nub on the end, work great. The comb I don't use much, but it is solid and has a nice feel. Highly recommend!
— Robert
Rotting Turtle
My wife and I just celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary. I wasn’t sure what to get her but I saw the post about Rotting Turtle and figured I’d order it. She tried it but I like it more, so I usually wear it. Not half bad!
— Armando
Health and Growth
As a fan of Simon's YouTube channels and podcasts, I thought why not try this out. I've been using it for 4 weeks now and have seen better health in my facial hair it's feeling softer and less falling-out. I have also seen about an eighth of an inch of grow. Still too early to see any new growth coming in. Overall very happy with the product as well as the price point and how soon it was delivered. Will be recommending this to friends and looking into more products to try.
— Shaun Denehy
Beardruff
This Beardruff oil worked. I had beardruff that was bad enough to warrant treating it. Took a couple of weeks to notice it working. I no longer have beardruff and my beard is noticably softer. Sent is very subtle, but is fairly nice. I enjoy it doesn't have much of a sent since my beard is quite close to my nose and I use this oil every morning. Also I have sensitive skin and am prone to acne, I haven't had any ache nor any irritation. When the bottle I have runs I will buy it again.
— Raider H.
The Basic Blaze
This beard oil smells fantastic and makes my husbands beard look and feel so soft and smooth. I no longer get stabbed by sharp beard hairs when he gives me a hug or a kiss, which I greatly appreciate. It works so well that, to my dismay, he has decided to grow his beard out longer than he ever has before. While I may be starting to regret giving this to him as a gift, he really loves it and I am happy that he is happy.
— Jasmine S
The Blazin Outdoors
After watching Simon shamelessly plug his own product, I decided to give it a look. My husband has been looking for a beard oil for years that doesn't make him itch, absorbs easily into his beard hair, is not offensively fragrant and doesn't break the bank. This beard oil does all of those things. I wont lie to you and say I enjoy my husbands beard, I do not, but this product definitely makes it's existence more bearable. He has even gotten compliments at work since starting to use it, and other bearded men have asked him the secret to keeping his beard looking so good. We will definitely be buying this beard oil again, and I have a feeling my husband will be buying it as gifts for his friends as well.
— Jasmine S
The Blazin Outdoors
I love the smell of this stuff. And the dropper is so damn handy. AND the bottle is twice the size of other beard oils that I’ve bought in the past. Simon, you’ve done it again.
— Alan
The Basic Blaze
Seriously, at first I thought this entire site was a gag, because it's Business Blaze and everything seems to be a joke there. But No! It's real! and it's really good! I like how after just a few days my beard is softer than before. The oil combined with the boar-hair brush has really helped with the itchiness I usually get when my beard grows out. Now I feel like I can really grow a nice mountain man beard and not be miserably itchy all the time. Bravo, Simon, Bravo.
— Terabitman
The Blazin Outdoors
After applying this beard oil and blazing, I woke up the next morning with half of the nearby forest cut down...
It works great and the scent is just strong enough to give you a pleasant cedar smell but not make people think there is a sawmill nearby.
— Brian
Rotting Turtle
This scent reminds me of summer days at that nude resort in Rehobeth Beach during pride week. Not the foam party smell but how everyone smells on the way to the welcome party.
— theydrewfire
Rotting Turtle
Used it to cover up the smell of my rotting turtles. Did the job, and left a pleasant smell to boot. If only they had a scent to cover up my dead badgers or corpse flower smells...
— Nay
Rotting Turtle
Are you a mere Pah...Pah...PEASANT!? Helping to support Danny's freedom, maybeee? If you envy the life of a Legend... you know what to do... allegedly
— Daniel Taylor
Rotting Turtle
Danny knows it well
— Chris
Rotting Turtle
This is allegedly the greatest perfume ever created.
— George
Blazed Beard Balm
In the short time using Beard Blaze Beard Oils and Balm it has softened my beard and help me to manage those " fly away hairs "". No over powering fragrances to contend with here. Just the nutrient rich oils and butters with the natural scents that accompany them. I do recommend 2 things not on here. After applying the balm to your palm rub your palms together to warm the balm up to make easier to apply to your beard. And 2nd should also be done after a hot shower to better promote absorption into the skin"
— Donald
The Blazin Outdoors
The blazin outdoors beard oil, in conjunction with the beard balm, has softened my beard even in the short time that I've been using it. It has an ever so slight scent of the forest. The convenient dropper makes it so easy to use the right amount. No worries about pouring to much out. Just a few drops and massage it into your beard. I love this product.
— Donald
The Basic Blaze
I've tried several other popular brands of beard oils. I have to say that Beard Blaze oils leave my beard and moustache soft, moisturized, and manageable without leaving behind an oily residue. I like that, according to the label, the entire line of Beard Blaze oils are free of glycerin fillers and are 100% natural oils. I feel it's those high quality oils that make all the difference in the look and feel of my facial hair. I'm also a HUGE fan of the price. You normally get half the product for the price with oils of similar quality. The scents are also very pleasant. Not heavily scented like some, just enough for anyone who gets close to enjoy a light fresh scent(Basic Blaze) rather than Dorito residue. Haha I've purchased 4 bottles in the line and plan on purchasing the rest of the line due to my satisfaction with what I've already received.
— Robert Sumner
Beardruff
A co-worker of mine had put in for a promotion at work. I saw her in the hall with a supervisor and quipped "Is this a supervisor meeting?"" She responds ""Nope and it won't be for a while."" She had just found out ~10 min before she got passed over. My awkward ass blurts out
— Kevin
Rotting Turtle
I am not a man who typically uses fragrances, but I thought "I'm an adult now
— Andrew
Rotting Turtle
I am not a man who typically uses fragrances, but I thought "I'm an adult now
— Andrew